Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 305 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Launch BLOOD MOON
Survive 5 Nights
Find Levi Ramirez
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
???
Medals Earned: 4/16 (50/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (75/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (80/395 points)
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.